I need help.
My chronic polite problem I wrote about?
Well, it kind of flows over into proper too it seems…
Not exactly…I can totally tell someone to piss right off, and that is not proper.
I guess generally the whole do the right thing at the right time no matter who is watching.
Totally my mama and daddy’s fault.
So, I ran into the grocery store…
Just to pick up a few things…who needs a cart, right?
(never say that)
I get what I need, but my arms are really full.
The last thing I get, well, there was a little problem.
I knocked something off the shelf.
It didn’t break or anything…
It just dropped to the floor.
My hands were full.
I couldn’t pick it up.
I had to walk away.
I was totally talking to myself about walking away from something I dropped on the floor.
I almost stopped someone who worked in the store to tell them, and apologize.
What the hell is wrong with me???
THEN, I was hoping someone would call me so I could just confess.
I shit you not!
Now I can’t go there anymore.